Keir cat toy
Leader of the oppawsition, Keir Starmer parody catnip cat toy.
Keir cat toy with a real-life looking silver quiff of hair, made from plush fabric.
Designed in the UK
100% unofficial, and unendorsed parody toys.
Cat toys tested to child safety standards in EU – see FAQs for more details.
Made from a strong poly-canvas material and stuffed with polyester and catnip. Catnip sewn into pocket in tummy.
Designed to be durable. The body and arms are constructed from one piece of fabric, making them perfect for sharp claws.
THIS IS NOT A CHILD’S TOY.
Our political cat toys are not intended for dogs, as they contain catnip.